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This site is provided by Ted Amenta, Breckenridge Ski School Ski & Snowboard Instructor,
available for private instruction upon request.


Please remember, I teach both skiing and snowboarding.

  • What is the difference between God and a ski instructor? Answer

  • A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver? Answer

  • What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? Answer

  • How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer

  • How does a snowboard instructor meet his class? Answer

  • How can you tell who the ski / snowboard instructor is in a room full of people? Answer

  • What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend? Answer

Please contact me if you have some more good ski jokes.


Breckenridge Ski SchoolBreckenridge Ski School
This site is provided by Ted Amenta, Breckenridge Ski School Ski & Snowboard Instructor,
available for private instruction upon request.

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